I am the Sacred and Wise Majesty, the Holy Empress Colette (a.k.a. The Apple Tree Gatekeeper). That's all you need to know ;).

About me[edit]

Grumpy, rather crazy, obsessive and with a very weird sense of humor, but always willing to help :P.

I started playing in Season 3, quite a while ago. I wouldn't consider myself a veteran, though. Scavenging, building and occasionally stirring a bit of drama in town (sometimes with rather unfortunate consequences...). That's what I do. I'm also a fierce gatekeeper that doesn't like anyone touching the town's gates unless necessary.

I'm outspoken and I'm not afraid of saying what I think. However, I believe in civility and mutual respect. As long as you don't mess with me, I will not mess with you. Pretty simple, really.

I also enjoy RPing and writing stuff. English isn't my first language, so please don't mind the grammar mistakes I may have every now and then.

I like[edit]

Coordinated towns. A good town is like a well-tuned mechanism. All the parts move together at unison and do what they must do. Unfortunately, that kind of towns is so rare...
Getting Distinctions. And titles. But not all of them, some are rather disgusting >_>.
Closing the Gates. The gates are closed exactly five minutes before the attack, I don't care if you call me a "gates fascist", I'm just doing my job.
Labradoodles. Good and cute companions. And useful as well. Just don't smell them, please...
Quick justice. Get rid of the bad apples as soon as you can.
Being the town's Shawoman. I can see your soul...

I hate[edit]

Uncoordinated towns. If a coordinated town is like a well-tuned mechanism, an uncoordinated town is more like a pile of trash. It stinks and it will never go anywhere. It'll just rot out there until it eventually disappears.
Selfish, lazy and stupid people. The cancer of this game. They all should get hanged ASAP!
Arrogant jerks. People that think are better than you and really aren't. They should be more humble and listen to everyone.
Rude people. They are disgusting, really.
Griefers and cheaters. No comments.
Analyzing the game's mechanics. The game loses a lot of fun if you start analyzing all the math beneath it.

Other stuff[edit]

I like posting my complaints and rants at my Rantings page. Feel free to read and leave a polite comment in the Talk page.